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loldash
very serious javascripts
wait what?
usage
npm install loldash
import install from "loldash";install();
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Array.prototype.eat- returns an empty array
Array.prototype.floppy- removes the last three items of the array and returns the removed items
Array.prototype.fry- adds 325 to every item in the array and returns itself
Array.prototype.ginormous- increases the size of the array to be
2 ^ array.lengthand returns itself
Array.prototype.lubricant- accepts an integer as a parameter and increase the size of the array to that size and returns itself
Array.prototype.moist- returns a string of generated JavaScript that returns that array. useful if your code is too DRY
Array.prototype.mushyface- randomly adds and subtracts numbers from each number in the array without changing the average number of the array and returns itself
Array.prototype.nope- no operation, just do nothing and returns itself
Array.prototype.pancake- sugar for calling
smooshand
fry
Array.prototype.rad- overwrites all the values in the array to be a pretty rad string of hearts, returns itself
Array.prototype.scrunch- cuts the size in half and combines values of items next to each other and returns itself
Array.prototype.smooosh- recursively smooshes an array of arrays into one smooshed (or flattened) array, returns itself
Array.prototype.smoosh- smooshes an array of arrays into one smooshed (or flattened) array, returns itself
Array.prototype.squiggle- shuffles the array and returns itself
Array.prototype.squirt- removes a random item in the array and puts it in the previously accessed array and returns itself
Array.prototype.tickle- coerces all the items in the array to be a different type or value and returns itself
why would you …
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!